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Subject: Philadelphia Eagles

  • Who Puts the Ass in Christmas?

    December 18, 2003
  • In Herm's Head

    November 22, 2007
  • End Zone

    A generation of pro football players gave their bodies to the NFL. Now, they have to beg the NFL for some health Insurance.

    September 13, 2007
  • Training Day

    August 24, 2006
  • Get Inside

    Your three-month forecast of the summer’s top movies.

    May 18, 2006
  • Big Johnson

    September 22, 2005
  • Leftovers

    Our next Vermeil smells like last week's Cunningham.

    January 11, 2001
  • Michael Vick's salty tears soaked the pillows of Fort Leavenworth

    During an interview with CBS' 60 Minutes last night, dogfighting impresario and Philadelphia Eagles footballer Michael Vick never named the federal penitentiary he was locked up in for eight months. In the video below, which appears to be an outtake from the the TV interview, Vick is talking about crying in Fort Leavenworth. Watch CBS Videos Online After the jump, the full 15-minute interview in which Vick "encourages you to love your animal."

    August 17, 2009
  • Funk pins fantasy hopes on Jessica Simpson heartbreaker

    KCChiefs.comFunkhouser's backup WR has yet to meet the team photographer​Drafting against other big-city mayors, Mayor Mark Funkhouser followed his heart instead of his head and put three Chiefs on his fantasy football team.Funkhouser selected Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel to back up the Cowboys' Tony Romo. He supplemented his bench with wide receiver Amani Toomer, presumably as first lady Gloria Squitiro shouted "Reach!" in the background.A former small-college basketball player, Funkhouser

    August 21, 2009
  • Waterboy Watch, week 1: Funk's Footballers win

    ​Not a lot to complain about after Mayor Mark Funkhouser's first week of fantasy football. Funk's Footballers defeated the Tampa Con Leches 95-85, putting Funk's team in a tie for third place. Funk is going head-to-head with big-city mayors from across the country in the Yahoo! Sports Mayoral Face-Off Fantasy Football League. His charity of choice, should he win the $15,000 prize, is the Police Athletic League. Funk's Footballers were spurred by big games from Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony R

    September 15, 2009
  • Dittoheads smear Jason Whitlock

    Rush Limbaugh​Kansas City Star and Fox Sports columnist and noted fitness expert and master gardener Jason Whitlock is on the shit list of Rush Limbaugh's followers thanks to yesterday's column calling on NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to resist letting one of his franchises -- the St. Louis Rams -- end up in the hands of a man with the reputation of a little-blue-pill-popping sex tourist. Actually, Whitlock shoots down El Rusho's Rams bid as just a publicity stunt. I'm not so sure about that,

    October 14, 2009
  • Retired KC Chief Turley donating brain to research

    Kyle Turley​A month ago, three NFL players became the first active players to donate their brains and spinal cord tissue to Boston University's Center for the Study of Traumatic Encephalopathy, a collaboration of the Sports Legacy Institute and BU's medical school to study the effects of repeated concussions. Baltimore Ravens center Matt Birk, Seattle Seahawks linebacker Lofa Tatupu and Arizona Cardinals receiver Sean Morey all promised their brains and spinal cord tissue to the center after t

    October 15, 2009
  • Car dealer explains his NFL boycott

    via cnsnews.comMark Muller​A couple of days ago, we read about Mark Muller's boycott of the NFL. Muller, owner of Max Motors and wannabe arms dealer (he offered $450 vouchers so Missourians get an AK-47 with the purchase of a truck from his dealership), claimed he was giving up his Kansas City Chiefs season tickets after the NFL supposedly blocked Rush Limbaugh's attempt to buy the St. Louis Rams.I finally caught up with Muller yesterday, and he clarified: It's not about Rush. It's about Ameri

    October 23, 2009
  • Waterboy Watch, week 7: Gavin Newsom is too pretty for Funk

    ​When I read this headline on ESPN, "Philadelphia Eagels' Brian Westbrook (concussion) leaves game," I knew Mayor Mark Funkhouser's fantasy football team was screwed. Funk needed a rally led by Westbrook (13 yards) and Washington running back Clinton Portis (43 yards) to beat San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's BarbaryCoast Bombers. He got five points. Out of both. So Funk's Footballers fell, 108-87.Even a monster game out of Tony Romo (311 yards and three touchdowns) and the Indianapolis defe

    October 27, 2009
  • Waterboy Watch, week 11: Funk's Footballers suck

    ​Like a turd floating to the bottom of the toilet bowl, so sinks Mayor Mark Funkhouser's fantasy football team. Another week. Another loss -- this time 80-69, to OMG it's OKC. And another week of inexplicably playing a guy who didn't even fucking play. Philadelphia running back Brian Westbrook was out again with a concussion (his second), but Funk left him in his lineup. Nice managerial skills.Funk has apparently given up. He's 4-7 on the year, in eleventh place and on a three-game losing stre

    November 24, 2009