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Subject: Schlitterbahn

  • Water Worked

    We drag the river for stuff you didn't know you were missing.

    September 29, 2005
  • Water slide reminds Channel 5 how Poltergeist ended

    KCTV Channel 5's scary voice terrified the shit out of us for a couple of days, promoting a freaky-ass story. "Hundreds of bodies," the raspy voice said as the screen flashed like something out of The Ring. "What makes it even more haunting is what's built right next door." Oh, my God. Hundreds of bodies. Where could they be? Uh, how about a cemetery?Of course, KCTV didn't bring the fright and totally sexed up the promo. But Jedi knight Ash-har Quraishi delivered a really interesting piece on th

    May 5, 2009
  • KCK's Schlitterbahn waterpark may actually open before summer ends

    Last we heard, KCK's Schlitterbahn Vacation Village Waterpark was hiring. Now, the lucky hires may actually get to collect paychecks; the waterpark might open next week (although there's no official opening date, yet). KMBC Channel 9 reports that the first phase of construction at the waterpark is finished and the park will open with 13 attractions. Here's the list of water slides, rollercoasters and more.The Schlitterblog shows photos of "Torrent River" getting filled with water on the Fourth

    July 8, 2009
  • Schlitterbahn waterpark is finally open in KCK

    Summer isn't quite over, yet. The good news for folks in KCK is the Schlitterbahn Vacation Village waterpark finally opened Wednesday evening.The Schlitterblog says the waterpark's official "sneak peek" opening of "13 signature Schlitterbahn attractions encompassing more than 24 slides and chutes" for a discount price starts at 10 a.m. Thursday.Oceans of Fun just got a powerful enemy.Image from the Schlitterblog

    July 16, 2009
  • Leprechauns of Summer

    July 30, 2009