I swear Johnny Rowlands was helicopter stalking a white truck this morning. In the 1994 flashback (see Simpson, O.J.), Rowlands in NewsChopper 9 hovered above the truck as it made "unusual turns," and Rowlands wondered whether he should call the cops. Let's see, Johnny. You think the truck is stolen. You're in a helicopter chasing it. I don't know. Seriously, WTF? Guess Rowlands is no super sleuth. All I remember is him saying, "Thought we had a scoop," and KMBC's morning anchors cracking on him
​When I was 15, my friend Lindsey and I would sneak out of summer camp to smoke skinny, leaf-wrapped cigarettes called bidis. They came in exotic-looking, triangular packages decorated with pictures of whatever they were supposed to taste like -- vanilla beans, strawberries -- though they mostly just tasted like burning. We felt satisfyingly rebellious, even though I'm sure we just looked like a pair of dizzy dorks.Still, I'm disappointed that, back in June, President Barack Obama robbed our
