Lieutenant Colonel Eric Reinkober, the head dude at the U.S. Army Recruiting Battalion Kansas City office, hates the term "Army Fat Camp." But he grudgingly admits that, because of America's ever-plumping obesity problem, the upper echelons of the U.S. military have started discussing the possibility of creating a special program within basic training for recruits who come in a little heavy.
Bill Threatt ... meet KrampusKids in the United States have a sanitized view of Santa Claus. Sure, he allegedly makes a list dividing the naughty from the nice, but, practically speaking, the only punishment for greedy little brats is not getting the latest PlayStation Whatever.
European folklore is far different. For children in countries like Germany and Austria, Old Saint Nick has a terrifying companion who kicks ass and takes names. Krampus, a creepy demon with goatlike horns and mang