Subject: St. Louis Rams

• Ex-X Factor

  April 25, 2007

• Draft Guides Mock Stinky Kicker Pick

  August 26, 2008

• Chiefs Rumble with Obama — Tonight!

  August 28, 2008

• Dr. Anger: Talking with Phil Towle, Metallica's Performance Coach, About Death Magnetic

  September 15, 2008

• Blame the Chiefs for the city's violence

  September 25, 2008

• ESPN: Chiefs = bottom feeder

  ESPN released its final NFL Power Rankings for the 2008 season, and Kansas City beat the World Wide Leader's low expectations. Yay! Oh, the Chiefs still finished 30th out of 32 teams. So much for that projection of 31st. Only the St. Louis Rams and Detroit Lions were more worthless. The Chiefs climbed as high as 27th, clinging to the spot for a mere two weeks. Simon on Sports charts the ups and mostly downs of the season, which most Chiefs fans, players, owners, groupies, etc. would rather black

  December 31, 2008

• Letters

  January 25, 2001

• Off the Couch

  February 15, 2001

• Off the Couch

  March 22, 2001

• Draft Craft

  December 6, 2001

• Further Review

  January 10, 2002

• Further Review

  August 15, 2002

• Further Review

  November 21, 2002

• Further Review

  December 12, 2002

• Further Review

  December 26, 2002

• THE CHIEFS ARE NO. 1

  August 28, 2008

• In Herm's Head

  November 22, 2007

• End Zone

  A generation of pro football players gave their bodies to the NFL. Now, they have to beg the NFL for some health Insurance.

  September 13, 2007

• Urban Killers

  August 3, 2006

• An All-Amateur Vote

  We drag the river for stuff you didn't know you were missing.

  April 13, 2006

• Punting Is for Pansies

  February 9, 2006

• Fair Trade

  Get these sports stars to sign your balls.

  August 19, 2004

• It's a Sin

  The Chiefs put Priest Holmes through contract hell.

  March 13, 2003

• Trade Trent

  The Chiefs need to free up some Green.

  November 21, 2002

• Trent's Lot

  Kansas City has been very, very good to Green.

  October 3, 2002

• Heartless Attack

  Dick Vermeil suffers from blocked arteries.

  September 13, 2001

• Cap Nap

  Get this: Dick Vermeil didn’t know the Chiefs were paid too much.

  March 15, 2001

• Leftovers

  Our next Vermeil smells like last week's Cunningham.

  January 11, 2001

• There's No Joy In Snackville

  Under Victor Sabatino's leadership, Guy's has faced a downhill slide.

  August 24, 2000

• Wizards' good karma

  The Wizards are finally get their act, and a kick-ass team, together.

  June 1, 2000

• Looking for the next Kurt Warner indoors

  NFL scouts are starting to look at arena football players for Kurt Warner-type surprises.

  April 6, 2000

• When will the Kansas City Chiefs win a game?

  ​This Kansas City Chiefs' season is just one kick in the ding ding after another. The New York Giants laid the smack down on Sunday, and the Cowboys are coming to town this week. So we're wondering when the Chiefs will snap this four-game losing streak. (I'm looking at you, Cleveland; nothing like waiting until week 15 to break the skid.)Our friends over at the Riverfront Times gave us this idea. (Hey, did you hear who might buy the Rams? God save the NFL.) So we're asking you: When's the blee

  October 6, 2009

• Cleaver doesn't poo-poo Limbaugh buying STL Rams

  Rush Limbaugh​Congressman Emanuel Cleaver didn't totally bag on the idea of Oxy-numbed mouth breather Rush Limbaugh buying the St. Louis Rams. Cleaver, a Democrat from Missouri, even plugged Limbaugh and St. Louis Blues owner Dave Checketts' bid to buy the Rams as a good thing, The Hill reports. "With both the [Kansas City] Chiefs and Rams yet to win a game this season," he said in a statement to The Hill, "maybe Rush's fire and brimstone can inspire the Rams to victory. It certainly can't hur

  October 8, 2009

• Dittoheads smear Jason Whitlock

  Rush Limbaugh​Kansas City Star and Fox Sports columnist and noted fitness expert and master gardener Jason Whitlock is on the shit list of Rush Limbaugh's followers thanks to yesterday's column calling on NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to resist letting one of his franchises -- the St. Louis Rams -- end up in the hands of a man with the reputation of a little-blue-pill-popping sex tourist. Actually, Whitlock shoots down El Rusho's Rams bid as just a publicity stunt. I'm not so sure about that,

  October 14, 2009

• Retired KC Chief Turley donating brain to research

  Kyle Turley​A month ago, three NFL players became the first active players to donate their brains and spinal cord tissue to Boston University's Center for the Study of Traumatic Encephalopathy, a collaboration of the Sports Legacy Institute and BU's medical school to study the effects of repeated concussions. Baltimore Ravens center Matt Birk, Seattle Seahawks linebacker Lofa Tatupu and Arizona Cardinals receiver Sean Morey all promised their brains and spinal cord tissue to the center after t

  October 15, 2009

• Rush forces KC car dealer who gave away AK-47s to boycott NFL

  Self portrait via cnsnews.comMark MullerThe loonies claiming they're giving up the National Football League due to its treatment of oppressed rich white guy Rush Limbaugh can count a Kansas City car dealer among their ranks.Our sister paper The Riverfront Times points out that Mark Muller, owner of Max Motors and wannabe arms dealer (he saved Missourians from having to make the hard choice between a pickup truck and an assault rifle this summer by giving away free AK-47s with purchase of a truck

  October 21, 2009

• Car dealer explains his NFL boycott

  via cnsnews.comMark Muller​A couple of days ago, we read about Mark Muller's boycott of the NFL. Muller, owner of Max Motors and wannabe arms dealer (he offered $450 vouchers so Missourians get an AK-47 with the purchase of a truck from his dealership), claimed he was giving up his Kansas City Chiefs season tickets after the NFL supposedly blocked Rush Limbaugh's attempt to buy the St. Louis Rams.I finally caught up with Muller yesterday, and he clarified: It's not about Rush. It's about Ameri

  October 23, 2009