While you were sitting on the couch with your hand in a bag of donuts and a bottle of Ranch wedged in your double-chin, someone at MTV was actually hard at work live blogging the show you were both watching. Said live-blogger writes:
8:22 pm - "Backstage at the Kodak Theater, Von Smith is preparing for his performance." Which means he's getting ready to unhinge his jaw and scream like a banshee. Can't wait!
8:22 pm - Stephen Fowler is singing a hard Stevie Wonder song well. Jorge Garcia is doi
Yeah, San Francisco elitist Stephen Fowler is a dick. The villainous Brit from last week's Wife Swap made an ass out of himself by demeaning poor plump Missourian Gayla Long.
I finally watched the show this afternoon. The producers clearly tried
to pair a stereotypical arrogant elitist husband with a stereotypically uneducated
submissive redneck wife. And Fowler and Long were a perfectly combustible mix. But after watching
Fowler, really, I don't think he was wrong about Long. She doesn't like
