By CHRIS PACKHAM
O Holy Econocalypse: There
should be a horror movie called Black Friday,
because obviously they chose to give the first shopping day after
Thanksgiving an extremely creepy-sounding name. Which, no criticism,
you guys, my new puppy's name is Li'l Princess Blood Feast, after the
shocksploitation classic Blood Feast, by Herschel
Gordon Lewis, and she's ADORABLE. I've heard some people insisting on
the unbelievable explanation that, for many retailers, "Black Friday"
is the first d