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Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius apparently has more important things to do than celebrate a dead president's 98th birthday. Sebelius pissed off the Ronald Reagan Legacy Project when she didn't proclaim last Friday "Ronald Reagan Day." Grover Norquist's thong got twisted. "By refusing to honor President Reagan, Gov. Kathleen Sebelius has put pusillanimous petty partisanship above patriotism," Norquist said. "Gov. Sebelius should be ashamed." Or Sebelius had better things to do. But hurry, Guv. You
