Subject: Thomas Kinkade

• DO THIS! A Guide to the Weekend

  April 13, 2007

• Where'd You Get That?

  The Spencer's home-decorating show smells funny.

  May 13, 2004

• The Search for the Garden of Eden

  Mitt Romney and his fellow mormons believe that Adam ate the forbidden fruit in Independence.

  September 6, 2007

• He ♥'s KC

  Mackenzie Thorpe's little cuties invade the Crossroads.

  October 26, 2006

• Poetry in Motion

  We're in Dove.

  November 11, 2004

• Shear madness

  Nothing says Plaza glamour like cut-rate beauty supplies and soggy soup bowls.

  September 25, 2003

• Western European

  A German lassos cowboy art.

  May 22, 2003

• Danger Ahead

  For two nights only, Danger Bob parties like it's 1999.

  May 17, 2001

• Studies in Crap's Chocolate Fantasies Involve Creepy Seders, Swingers, and Baby Jesuses

  Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power. Author: Verne RickettsPublisher: Lieba Inc., BaltimoreDate: 1985Discovered at: Used book storeTake a look at that cover. Consider this candy castle's drooping gables, leaking roofs, and red-nippled towers. Notice the resemblance between the wavy white shingles and cursive-writing

  July 2, 2009