Todd HaleyIt's a bad Friday morning for KSHB's Jack Harry. Harry's admittedly unconfirmed big scoop was wrong, wrong, wrong. Mike Shanahan is not the next coach of the Kansas City Chiefs. The Kansas City Star says the Chiefs have hired Arizona Cardinals offensive coordinator Todd Haley.Haley's Cardinals made it to the Super Bowl but lost. The Chiefs haven't confirmed the hire yet, but ESPN's Chris Mortensen says Haley is taking the job. Here's the blog talk:Arrowhead Addict: Breaking: Haley-Chie
KCChiefs.comFunkhouser's backup WR has yet to meet the team photographerDrafting against other big-city mayors, Mayor Mark Funkhouser followed his heart instead of his head and put three Chiefs on his fantasy football team.Funkhouser selected Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel to back up the Cowboys' Tony Romo. He supplemented his bench with wide receiver Amani Toomer, presumably as first lady Gloria Squitiro shouted "Reach!" in the background.A former small-college basketball player, Funkhouser
Not a lot to complain about after Mayor Mark Funkhouser's first week of fantasy football. Funk's Footballers defeated the Tampa Con Leches 95-85, putting Funk's team in a tie for third place. Funk is going head-to-head with big-city mayors from across the country in the Yahoo! Sports Mayoral Face-Off Fantasy Football League. His charity of choice, should he win the $15,000 prize, is the Police Athletic League. Funk's Footballers were spurred by big games from Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony R
Mayor Mark Funkhouser's fantasy team is almost as hapless as the Kansas City Chiefs. Almost. Funk's Footballers have now lost three straight games, losing 75-60 to Buffalo's Best. Funk's Footballers are now in last place with a 1-3 record and 297 points. The only bright spot for Funk's team was the Denver Broncos' defense. Lots of bad, bad news for Funk with almost everyone underperforming, especially Dallas quarterback Tony Romo (255 yards passing and an interception). Buffalo's Best rode Gr
The losing streak is over. Fantasy football geek Mayor Mark Funkhouser's fantasy football team dominated a week four match-up with Oakland Mayor Ron Dellums. Funk's Footballers rolled to a 105-59 win over Dellums Dynamites. Funk's Footballers were led by Dallas quarterback Tony Romo (351 yards and two touchdowns) and Atlanta wide receiver Roddy White (eight catches for 210 yards and two touchdowns), who killed the week, scoring 33 points by himself. Funk's Footballers escaped last place, jump
When I read this headline on ESPN, "Philadelphia Eagels' Brian Westbrook (concussion) leaves game," I knew Mayor Mark Funkhouser's fantasy football team was screwed. Funk needed a rally led by Westbrook (13 yards) and Washington running back Clinton Portis (43 yards) to beat San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's BarbaryCoast Bombers. He got five points. Out of both. So Funk's Footballers fell, 108-87.Even a monster game out of Tony Romo (311 yards and three touchdowns) and the Indianapolis defe
Mayor Mark Funkhouser's squeaked out an ugly win in this week's fantasy football mach-up with Green Bay Mayor James J. Scmitt and his Green Machine. Funk's football won 69-54 and moved to eighth place with a 4-4 record..I misread last week's schedule and thought Funk was playing Buffalo Mayor Byron Brown. Not so. And that was good news for Funk because Brown's team is really good. Dallas quarterback Tony Romo (256 yards passing and three touchdowns) and receiver Roddy White (four catches for
Mayor Mark Funkhouser's dismal outing in this week's fantasy football match up has got us asking, "What the Funk?" Again, our Vulcan mayor got spanked, this time by Results Minneapolis, 86-54.Funk got 251 passing yards and touchdown from Dallas quarterback Tony Romo and 68 yards and touchdown from Jets wide receiver Jerricho Cotchery, but it wasn't good enough.Couldn't have guessed Chiefs kicker Ryan Succop would ding three field goals -- including a 50-plus yarder -- and a point-after. Neith
