Subject: Windex Cleaning Products

• Noooooo! Sparks to disappear and come back unrecognizable

  This is a sad day for people who like waking up at 4 a.m. in flop sweat with their hearts going 200 miles-per-hour. Twelve buzz-kill state attorney generals who brought claims that Sparks -- the caffeinated alcoholic energy drink -- was being marketed to underage drinkers and have reached an agreement with booze giant SABMiller to reformulate the recipe so as not to include caffeine or taurine or any energy-drink ingredients.  As an of-age Sparks drinker whose enjoyed it on bike rides, at C

  December 19, 2008

• Spilled Blood

  This cop wants to clean up your crime scene — just ignore those spots on her own record.

  February 2, 2006

• Lord of the Dance

  The Hurricane's unofficial mascot cheers up our weekends.

  April 7, 2005

• Seat of Power

  Neil LaBute's 9/11 play leaves us feeling slightly terrorized.

  December 16, 2004

• Dancing With Myself

  In the strange world of Kansas City's Dance Dance Revolutionaries, Wayne Giles didn't step so lightly.

  March 18, 2004

• Mac Lethal

  Saturday, April 12, at the Hurricane.

  April 10, 2003

• 100 Albums and Running

  A Change for the better tops the list of 2002's best records.

  December 26, 2002

• Absolutely Tedious

  Charles Ferruzza sticks the knife into Sharp’s and turns it.

  January 24, 2002