Batman has no clue Commissioner Gordon, Magneto and Yoda are the same guy. ... 3. Batman has no clue Commissioner Gordon, Magneto and Yoda are the same guy. ...
... we've got Superman, the Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, the Martian Manhunter, Wonder Woman, the Flash, aaaand ... "There's no Batman," Hawkins admits. ...
... He compares the thunder god Thor to the founders of Home Depot and finds an excuse to quote the Serenity Prayer in a chapter on Batman's preparedness. ...
... I would have predicted Tweety Bird, a wizard with a crystal or a picture of Jesus. The New York Times says voters are in a dark, brooding, Batman-like mood ...
... "If Batman resided over the crime increase that has occurred in KCMO for the past couple of years he wouldn't seek glory, he would retire," JoCoSOB writes. ...
... But the Academy of Motion Picture Prizes and Oscars might as well just eat the poop and give it to Batman, because stupid people control the world by virtue of ...