... cracker barrel full of Flomax or whatever with unfunny geriatric humorist Dave Barry recycling jokes about WAITING IN LINE AT THE DMV, HAHAHA, BOOGERS, man oh ...
... the operative play on words that might be deployed by your smelly old Dave Barry, followed by I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP and then something unfunny about boogers. ...
... Unlike Dave Barry, I am not going to append a joke about boogers to this story. It's the second weekend of the Worlds of Fun Good Time Jamboree! ...