... Lore Sjöberg to be its humor columnist, an editorial bat mitzvah whereby Sjöberg blossomed not into a woman but rather into smelly old unfunny Dave Barry. ...
... Sure, go ahead and sit around the cracker barrel full of Flomax or whatever with unfunny geriatric humorist Dave Barry recycling jokes about WAITING IN LINE AT ...
... list of ambiguous questions, I've spared myself the embarrassment of having to actually tell the story, which would involve deploying Dave Barry-isms like ...
... and after she identified her dress as a Sarah Jessica Parker design, I mistakenly called the place Dave and Barry's (insert stupid Dave Barry joke here about ...
... are "The Mark of the Beast." HOLY COW EXCLAMATION POINT, would be the operative play on words that might be deployed by your smelly old Dave Barry, followed by ...
... In a story that would probably cause tedious, unfunny Dave Barry's autonomic nervous system to involuntarily type "which we are not making up," criminal ...
... of which is fine, but to totally change the subject, what I'm actually very satisfied and happy about is the current lack of unfunny, Dave Barry-esque pseudo ...