... if you're a Modern Literature dick, and I'll just say, contrary to promises made, I've seen fights break out so hungry people could eat, and Tom Joad WASN'T ...
... character is defined as much by optimism as by our propensity to make and sell novelty crap that nobody needs, and, like a bunch of smelly, dirty Tom Joads, we ...
... After the jump, other embarrassing tips for surviving the coming economic collapse - click here, here or on this picture of Tom Joad wearing a fanny pack: ...