From the tipline... The people at AOL Cityguide must be smoking crack — or, more likely, not living in Kansas City. A hardcore band with the ironic name The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is playing El Torreon in a couple of weeks. Evidently, the AOLers aren't familiar at all with the all-ages metal venue, otherwise, they wouldn't have posted this description of the event. It'll take a while to load, so if you can't go and see this glorious mistake for yourself, the long and short of it is there's a pic of the real Tony Danza above a rather lengthy bio about his Sinatra-butchering musical career. There's even a link to buy tickets (albeit, for a Florida show of the real Tone). And maybe best of all, the author's name is Yon Motskin. Wow.
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I make it a point to slap any and all press releases on the copy desk as soon as I get them, vouching for all content with my good name. It's a wonder I'm not already President of this esteemed newspaper.
"Wadda ya mean, take out the trademark?"
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