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Posted by Girls, They Want, Wanna Have on Fri, Sep 22, 2006 at 4:18 PM

It's official. Cyndi Lauper is playing our Best Of party. Cyndi. Lauper. Friday. October 6. Uptown Theater. Tickets cost $37.50 to $45, so I should say Cyndi Lauper is playing after our Best Of party, at which Pitch employees and various clients and hangers-on indulge in free food, drink, and fight each other melee-combat style with trinkets made by Scion. Then, we stagger downstairs to the main concert area, mixing in with all Cyndi's fans for the big show.

The diva playing our actual party is local jazz dreamboat Megan Birdsall. On any given night, I'd rather go to a Megan show than a Cyndi show, but I fear that come next Friday I'll be flitting about, social butterfly that I am, from gathering to gathering, rubbing elbows, dropping pills in the drinks of my enemies while simultaneously groping their dates, and frequently, I hope, nodding toward the stage -- where Birdsall and her band will be swinging away like ninjas at a batting cage — and I will say, "They're really good. You should go check 'em out."

Lauper just wants to have fun at the Pitch Best Of bash.

Lauper, for her part, looks really, remarkably good. If not for her trademark squint, those eyes shaped like the outline of a rising sun, she'd be tough to differentiate from an other hot babe in her �30s (though I figure the Brooklyn native to be in the neighborhood of a

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You were in high school in 1999? For real? Thanks for making me feel old.

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Posted by tec on September 25, 2006 at 12:42 PM

You're sexy when you're on the defensive.

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