Your favorite Billy Ray Cyrus lookalike may have to reroute his tour to bypass Branson. Or just use his real name.
State Rep. Juanita Head Walton, D-Florissant, is proposing a bill that would forbid impersonators to use the same names as the celebrities they impersonate. Read about it in the Springfield News-Leader.
I get the sense that this is the kind of bill that only a person with the middle name "Head" would propose. I don't know why that is, but it is. Maybe it's because of that guitarist from Korn, Brian "Head" Welch, who quit the band in order to "Head to Christ" and then tried to save 50 Cent.
So, the lesson here: Don't name your children things like Nicole Kidman or Head.
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