Reader Scott H. alerted me to Love God's Way, some kooky Christian organization that, among other things, compiles a list of "Gay Bands." Well, they're right about a couple, but, man, this is just hilarious. Jay-Z, Kansas, Motorhead, Audioslave... bunch a' fairies.
Note that they also describe Oscar Wilde as a "reformed homosexual." Priceless.
And now it's our turn to take action!
"If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please e-mail us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com"
Let's see if we can't get a few choice capital-g Gay Kansas City bands on the list. I dare you to e-mail ol' Donnie with a list of local offenders. My suggestions:
This Is My Condition
The Roman Numerals
Namelessnumberheadman
The Get Up Kids
Onemilliontinytinyjesuses
The New Tragedies
I Don't Do Gentlemen
Jon Yeager
Overstep
Forrest Whitlow
Rex Hobart & the Misery Boys
In fact, why not just declare the entire music scene Gay? If Tech N9ne's a homo, then so are we all.
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the pink socks are probably 'worthy' of the list too...seeing as they've been known to wear pink and the bands name is a deviant sexual act.
oh, and fohp sinces about fucking...that's sinful and probably gay as well.
I want to thank Donnie for confirming every one's fears that Clay Aiken is in fact, a gay, and adding emphasis to Elton John, who truly is "really gay."
I want to not thank him for perpetuating the myth that Morrissey's gayness is questionable (it's only questionable to Morrissey. We all know what's what).
Also, isn't the name "Donnie" kinda gay?
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