I wasn't going to post about this, but I just heard a coworker complaining about how that every time she goes to the bathroom now, she thinks about Sheryl Crow and gets pissed off, and then Sheryl Crow songs start playing in her head and she gets even more pissed off. So evidently the news about Crow calling for a drastic reduction in individuals' use of loo paper is still hot as a steamin' pile of doodie.
Sheryl Crow: still quite attractive...until you contemplate her overly conservative use of toilet paper.
As if the idea of using only one square of paper per No. 2 session weren't mad enough, this idea really takes the batshit pie:
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
Then again, to her credit, Crow is the first to speak out against one contributor to Global Warming that doesn't get much attention in the media: the wiping of orifices.
Also worth reading: Crow and Laurie David (Larry's wife) get into a tiff with Karl Rove.
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Did anyone catch her on Real Time with Bill Maher? If I were a fan of Crow, saw that interview and did my own research on global warming (instead of listen to celebraties like Crow and Al Gore) I would be embarassed for ever owning a Crow CD.. or voting for Al Gore... but thank god I've never done either. :) (i didn't vote Bush either goddammit)
David and Crow remind me of that Bravo show Wives of Orange County.
Crow says all this stuff about what we're supposed to do, but how many paper products does she go through just getting ready for a photo shoot?
How much wastefulness can we stop by not using paper napkins? Don't we waste water and paper in packaging when we wash cloth items? Where's the payoff when I'm walking around smelling like death incarnate and the trees wilt when I pass them?
Is anyone really paying attention to what she has to say, even if she's talking to Karl Rove?
I'm surprised the guy didn't just laugh her out of the building or have her killed.
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