Fucking finally! I just found out today, upon opening an envelope and having a watermarked CD from Columbia records fall out and bounce off the floor with a miraculous chime of angel bells that...
...Pat Monahan is putting out a solo album.
Lead singer for TRAIN-aaaaaa!
Yes, that picture is actually from the gallery on his Web site, which, as it turns out, reveals a lot about Pat Monahan, lead singer for TRAIN...
Pat Monahan plays the bongo!
He plays the sax!
He plays the tamborine and drinks water at the same time!
"You watch," says Pat, "what I'm fucking about to do."
He also dances!
Sweet moves, Pat!
He acts stoned!
No, REALLY stoned!
And then grows really tall!
What the shit!?!?!?
And turns into the Hulk!
Without even being mad!
No two ways about it, bitches. PAT MONAHAN IS THE CHOSEN ONE.
The Train lead singer's solo album, Last of Seven, comes out September 18. I have an advance copy that you can get by fellating me every day for the rest of your life.
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A wise man once told me I act like summer and walk like rain. That man was Pat Monahan. I await the release of his solo effort with bated breath. Finally, I'll get to listen to his musings about chicks who exercise in high heels without all those bothersome other guys in train all up in my musical grill.
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