I know these asses aren't local, and one's not music related, but I had to share -- because, hey, this is a lot of unexpected ass in one news week!
The images are possibly NSFW, so follow the link to find out whose asses have recently been exposed.
Warning: If you were ever an English major, you may not be able to contain yourself at what you're about to see.
Ass No. 1: Morrissey
The folks over at British mag MOJO were shocked when they opened the new Morrissey greatest hits compilation to find a photo of some gnarly Moz arse. To view the uncensored image (I just couldn't publish it, man) and read the staff's hilarious reaction, go here.
The more you ignore it, the closer it gets.
Ass No. 2: Simone de Beauvoir
To celebrate the dead French existentialist philospher's 100th birthday, the French magazine Le Nouvel Observateur put a 1952 photo of de Beauvoir naked on its cover.
Not surprisingly, the feminists aren't too happy about this one.