10. "Conviction of the Heart," Kenny Loggins and 9. "This Island Earth," Kenny Loggins
: "I want my hair back."
8. "Hole in the Sky," Julian Lennon
: "More like, 'Hole in this Guy."
7. "Skies of L.A.," Celine Dion
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: "Skies of 'Your Husband Is Gay.'"
6. "Clear Blue Skies," Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young and 5. "To the Last Whale: Critical Mass/Wind on the Water," just Crosby & Nash
:"Dabadadum da daaa da dum dadadaaaaaaaaa BARF"
4. "Earth Day Every Day (Celebrate)" John Denver
: "Bird! Eat him!"
3. "I Need to Wake Up," Melissa Etheridge
: "You need to shut up."
FOOTNOTE: For the record, Planet thinks that whole thing with Melissa Etheridge having David Crosby's kids with Lou Diamond Phillips' ex-wife is the most fucked up environmental catastrophe of all time.
2. "Big Yellow Taxi," Joni Mitchell
: "Why, Joni? WHY?"
1. "Out In the Country" by Three Dog Night, as performed by "phillipcraig1"
: "Planeteers! Rape this fucker."
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Where's that embarrassingly bad "Paved paradise and put up a parking lot" song?
So we're going to go out there and cut down all the trees and then someone's going to say "look at all of these logs, sticks, and leaves! What are we going to do with all this stuff?" and then someone says "Well, we're just going to have to build a museum to hold all of this debris!"
WTF? Seriously? Was this song written by a 10 year old girl?
I also can't help but wonder how many acres of paradise were cleared (oops, I mean put into museums) so that entertainers could have a place to perform their music. How many acres does a stadium and its parking lots consume anyway? I suppose those trees can be put into museums because it's for the "greater good" i.e. celebrity worship and enrichment.
Oh, wait, it is on the list? It's named "Big Yellow Taxi"? Well, add the dumb name and the decision to remake it to the list of reasons to hate this song.
,[...] blogs.pitch.com is another interesting source of information on this issue,[...]
I absolutly cant stand that stupid song BIG YELLOW TAXI its annoying and stupid and it waste electriciy listening to it
There is a song sorely missing from this countdown. What's up with you for failing to include it, Capt. Planet?
"Wazupwitu"
Eddie Murphy, feat. Michael Jackson
The suns gonna shine,
The flowers are gonna grow,
The clouds will bring us showers,
The rivers gonna flow.
Men ain't got no power,
he kills nothing but himself,
men is a creation,
men is nothing else so...
CHORUS:
Whatzup?
Whatzup?
Whatzup with you?
Whatzup?
Whaz up with you?
wazupwitu?
Whatzup?
Whatzup?
Whatzup with you?
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