Now's your chance to score Coachella tickets and enough money to put your kids through junior college!
From the When-Pigs-Fly Desk, an actual press release:
COACHELLA ORGANIZERS OFFER $10, 000 REWARD AND FOUR FESTIVAL TICKETS FOR LIFE IN EXCHANGE FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF THE INFLATABLE PIG THAT ESCAPED DURING SUNDAY HEADLINER ROGER WATERS’ SET
COACHELLA organizers are offering $10,000 and four (4) festival tickets for life in exchange for the safe return of the two-story inflatable pig that broke loose during Roger Waters’ set on the final night (Sunday, April 27) of the 2008 COACHELLA VALLEY MUSIC & ARTS FESTIVAL. The pig escaped and floated into the desert sky just prior to the intermission between Roger Waters’ back-to-back sets -- marking the only back-to-back COACHELLA sets by one artist in the critically acclaimed festival’s history.
Anyone with information on the lost pig, should email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Stream: "Pigs On the Wing (Part One)" by Pink Floyd, from Animals (1977, Columbia Records)