Tuesday, July 29, 2008

AC/DC Announce New Album and Worldwide Tour

Posted by Flannery Cashill on Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 11:30 AM

By FLANNERY CASHILL

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At what point does AC/DC’s self-parodying rock and roll become a regular-ass laughingstock? Probably this year, when AC/DC launch an international tour in support of their new, Wal-Mart exclusive album. Other artists to join the rollback savings club include The Eagles, Garth Brooks, Hoobastank, Clay Aiken, Taylor Swift, and my worst Christmastime memory, the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. We’d cry "sell-out," but really, what integrity did the men behind “Hard as a Rock," "Family Jewels" and countless other boner jokes have to lose? Not much. For those about to schlock, we salute you.

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what do you expect from a guy named FLANNERY CASHILL?? That guy needs to go and listen to Hole and cry about his Doll Parts.

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Posted by Balls Magee on 08/11/2008 at 8:21 PM

The fucking stupid cunt who "wrote for those about to schlock we salute you" needs a fucking big boner up their fucking stupid arsehole you fucking arshole now fuck off and have a wank over Amy Wino you stupid twat.

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Posted by carl maddox on 08/10/2008 at 2:18 AM

The person that wrote this little artical can go suck a big boner! A very high demand exist for this album,because some people on this planet still enjoy real music. And if it is not the best selling album of the year i'll suck your boner. So fuck off.

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Posted by billy on 07/30/2008 at 1:33 PM

I think the fault may not be on The Pitch for the lack of posts tagged with "boners".

Most bands are too busy singing about their collections of sweaters nowadays to write a decent song about boners or boobies for that matter.

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Posted by Beazley on 07/29/2008 at 11:27 PM

This is the only post tagged with the word "boners." Get to work, people!

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Posted by DLC on 07/29/2008 at 3:12 PM

They still bring it. How many poseur bands are still trying to sound like them? Hmmm...Jet, Airbourne, Rhino Bucket, etc. Now, if you had slammed Bon Scott...well, I'm sure I'll run into you around town sooner or later.

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Posted by robert moore on 07/29/2008 at 12:08 PM

Kemper will be packed. I will be up front. Shame about Wal Mart but whatever.

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Posted by Beazley on 07/29/2008 at 10:41 AM
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