The Wayward Blog is honored to bestow upon one clever boy or girl two tickets to see the Cardinals and their leader, Ryan Adams, this Thursday, October 7, 2008, at Uptown Theater.
All you need to do is wow us with a six-word sentence or phrase that declares why you think you should be the recipient of those two tickets.
For help on crafting six-word conveyances, visit SMITH magazine.
Post your submission in the comments below. BE SURE TO INCLUDE your e-mail where it is asked for below so that we're able to contact you.
The contest runs from 7 a.m until 4 p.m. today (Tuesday) only. The winner will be named in the comments between 4 and 5.
May the pithiest person win.
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John Anderson is the winner.
To be honest, I wanted to give the tics to Rory, who elegantly composed a complete sentence that not only brought in ideas pressed forward by French philosophers from Sartre to Foucault but also used the correct form of complement/compliment. But, alas, this Rory punk is not even local.
Several people in the office, however (whose votes I originally vetoed in favor of promoting poststructuralism), liked John's answer best, saying something about getting laid being what rock and roll is all about, or something. I can, at least, appreciate the naked desperation in Mr. Anderson's plea.
So, congrats John, and if this show doesn't get you laid, you can always try sending flowers.
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