The vloggy hijinks continue.
David McCleary Sheldon is nothing if not philosophical.
At the beginning of this, his latest documentary short, Sheldon posits: "The most important question that anyone could ever ask you, at this point in your life -- your very important, luxurious life -- is 'how far would you go to be able to sleep with Mariah Carey?'"
Would you ...
Lick a dog's ass?
Allow your father to be choked against a wall?
Suffer terrible constipation for three weeks?
Endure the humiliation of having a man seductively feed you bites of food in a crowded restaurant?
Some of them are no-brainers (constipation? quel difference), but some ... some make you wonder whether there is indeed a price too high. For example -- a year of sex with Carey after which you are viciously separated from your balls?
Then again, would you really need them at that point?
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funny if youre a 14 year old boy or a fat vulgar white rapper with no discernible talent. isn't he pushing 30? very mature. as a man, i admit, we say this crap when drunk, but to film it and put it on youtube and tell everyone to plaster it everywhere? grow up. attention much?
nothing like a fat, ugly, wanna be coming up with scenarios about fucking a hot chick. if this guy has ever had pussy that wasn't attached to a 500lb whore with chin hair, then Ava Mendez is waiting for me in my bed naked as I type this.
Jesus Christ, I'd do most of things to not have to have sex with Mariah Carey.
What the fuck are you thinking?
sweetbeamoney:
you just coined "canine rim jobs."
mac:
weeks, months. years. it's all the same to us bastards with IBS. where's our sex with TV stars?
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