Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Taste of Chaos Tour Looking for Local Opener

Posted by Jason Harper on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 12:47 PM

The Taste of Chaos Tour, featuring Thursday, the Cancer Bats, and some emo-metal-kid bands that can be summed up with this logo/photo, probably the most horribly confusingly lame logo/photo that I have ever seen:

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Bring them the horizon? The one on the far right seems to want his mummy more.

I'll the parsing of sadly hilarious band photos to my friend Garbage Day. In the meantime, we should note that now through February 21, local (mostly) are competing online in the RockStar ErnieBall DowChemical BowlingShoes BananaHammock LifeBuoy Vans TexasBollWeevilEradicationFoundation Battle of the Bands® for the opening slot at the tour's stop on Saturday, March 14, at the Beaumont. CLICK ON THIS HORIZON to make the dreams of bands like the Throbbing Testicles and Two Drunks and a Guitar come true.

Actually, there are some bands we've heard of on the list: The Thirty, The American Life... . May the truly heaviest band win.

Find out more about Texas' boll weevil problem at TXbollweevil.org.

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I just saw this as well. And it made me happy. Because while we are not the heaviest band out there, we are definitely the most awesomest rock band in the history of rockdom.

Also, our band photos are not misleading at all. We really are just like it looks. Except with really good music. Don't believe me? Check MySpace/Amazon/iTunes/Rhapsody/CDBaby... I forgot the others, but that's a good start!

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Posted by Big D from T3 on 04/29/2009 at 11:25 PM

this may be pretty old but we just had this page forwarded to us, thanks for the mention! whether it be sarcastic or not we don't take ourselves too seriously anyway, thanks! :)

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Posted by T3 on 04/08/2009 at 12:19 PM

wheres josephene collective?

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Posted by dontneedanything on 02/12/2009 at 8:39 AM
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