So, a young girl in the UK made a request to one of those Make-A-Wish type charities. No big deal, except her wish was to destroy a bunch of garden gnomes with a guitar while she was dressed as AC/DC's Angus Young.
Paige Jones admits she "may have been under the influence of anaesthetic when she made the request to Russells Hall Wishing Well charity," reports the Metro.
No word on what Angus has to say about all of this.
I'd really like to make some sort of clever comment about this, but let's be honest, here -- there is absolutely nothing I could put in this space that would be anywhere near as interesting as the photo that you'll see if you go check out the story.
I would do a Google search on this to see if anything of the like has happened before, but as with most Google searches, I'm afraid to find any new sexual fetishes I've yet to come across.
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This is amazing. When Paige is of age, I'm marrying her.
Because I was 14 or 15 when I had my wisdom teeth removed to make way for braces, and it was a rough time. I was laid out for a week. A few days before the operation, I'd won some schwag off the classic rock station through a call-in trivia contest. So immediately after the surgery, I insisted that my mom take me by the station to pick up my winnings.
I walked into the station front office, bloody gauze protruding from my mouth, and tried to explain to the receptionist that I was there to collect my prizes, but all I could do was mutter about teeth. My mom took over the situation, and I went home to convalesce as the proud winner of a Kiss tribute-album (Kiss My Ass, referenced, oddly, in a recent Wayward post) on cassette and a paperback memoir by Freddie Mercury's longtime partner.
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