Sure, you could go as a zombie (played-out), a sexy [insert profession here] (not as empowering as you think), or dude without a costume, but what's the use? You're just fooling yourself into thinking anyone will care or think anything other than "that person is amazingly lame."
Save yourself. Go as the manliest man who ever was a man, the late, great, Fred Blassie -- star of Andy Kaufman's My Breakfast With Blassie, popular recording artist famed for "Pencil Neck Geek," and NWA Georgia Heavyweight Champion.
The mask pictured above came included in his EP, Blassie, King of Men.
Instructions For UsePlace on face. Leave home, roam the streets, scare small children, terrorize your friends and neighbors. Make Loud snorting and grunting sounds, beat your chest, etc. Return home, remove mask.
Assembly
Mount on thick paper or cardboard if possible. CUT ALONG black perimeter lines to achieve oval head shape. CUT OUT eye viewing holes below eyes on mask. ATTACH elastic band or string to left & right ear-holes.
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