Let's get one thing straight. This is sexy:
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I'm not kidding.
Har Mar Superstar is a pudgy, balding 31--year-old, yes. But it's all in the
mind. Which is why, when the Minnesota-born R&B rocker purrs sex-laced lyrics while shedding layers of clothing like a sweaty, sequined snake, he believes that every girl in the audience wants to rip off his
Paul Frank tighty-whities.
And he's right. I'd take Har Mar over Justin Timberlake any day -- and I know I'm not the only one.
Alicia Solo has my back. The Beautiful Bodies singer professed her love for the hirsuite headliner multiple times between songs during her performance at the Brick last night. (And while we're making comparisons, Solo's spritely chirp reminds me of
Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons.) She also introduced a new song, "Lalaliar," which she swore she and the band had only practiced once, but sounded purposefully unpolished. The addition of a megaphone was a nice touch.
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I never saw the Beautiful Bodies perform before the band relocated to New York, so I don't know whether she's any different for it, but Solo capitalizes on her on-stage charisma like a pro, soaking up the spotlight with a mix of kittenish charm and teeth-gnashing aggression. I was entranced by her black-and-blond mop that magically fell back into place no matter how violently she whipped her head around.
The last time I saw Har Mar, I was in Chicago and it was my 21st birthday. He had no band and played his hit "Power Lunch" with Beth Ditto's backup vocals on a boom box. He's come a long way, but I was curious whether, seven years later, dude could still sing while executing a breakdance-style shoulder stall. Here's my answer:
I know some people came to see Har Mar because they'd been promised the spectacle of some nasty dude who thinks he's Prince. I hope they realized that the guy's no joke.
Sure, he took the stage in orange jeans, silver sneakers and an Egyptian-print dashiki over a shirt with parachute sleeves and gold-sequined arm cuffs.
He said things like, "I'm the fucking best," and called his latest hit single, "Tall Boy," off his new album,
Dark Touches, "pretty fucking genius."
But it dawned on me during his performance of the energetic, disco-tinged "Cut Me Up," that if Britney Spears performed (sorry, lipsynched) this song, it would absolutely be #1 on the charts.
The man has soul, and his performance was undiminished by the fact that Kansas City was the tour's last stop and the band was getting over some hellish flu.
Solo and I screamed for "Power Lunch" after the set's finale, "Tall Boy," but to no avail. Har Mar had a plane to catch. And I had to go wring out my underwear.
(Now I'm kidding.)
Set List: Beautiful Bodies
Touch Me
Osculator
Heart Attack
Lalaliar
Stranger
Orange
Lines of Life
You're a Risk
Strut
Set List: Har Mar Superstar
Game Night
DUI
Don't Ask Don't Tell
Cut Me Up
Sunshine
Body Request
Girls Only
???? (sorry, someone help me out with the name of Har Mar's rap)
Brothers and Sisters
Tall Boy