Monday, January 4, 2010

Fred Phelps: "God Hates Gaga"

Posted by Elke Mermis on Mon, Jan 4, 2010 at 4:36 PM

Infamous Pastor Fred Phelps and his tribe of rabid evangelicals at the Topeka-based Westboro Baptist Church have set their sights on pop siren Lady Gaga.  Nationally known for their "God Hates Fags" placards (much to Kansas residents' horror), the WBC are publicly condemning the ultra-modern electro-glam star - and parodying her, to our intense delight.

 

The Westboro Baptist Church sermonizes: "However questionable they may be, Lady Gaga's talents were given to her by God; in return, she defies Him with all she does. This parody puts the truth to her 'Poker Face.'" So, in other words, Gaga should shut her playboy mouth.

 

Check out Megan Phelps-Roper's ridiculous version of Poker Face here.

@LadyGaga

 

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While the Lady herself hasn't yet commented on WBC's antagonism, this may be another step up the ladder in Gaga's self-admitted quest for fame. Face it: nothing validates a pop icon's stardom like a crazed religious group chanting that God hates you (and your disco stick).

 

WBC will picket Gaga's performance at the Fox Theater in Saint Louis on Thursday, January 7, where thousands of kids wearing sequins will assault them with glitter and neon glowsticks. 

 

Fred Phelps, you have been warned: toy not with the wrath of Gaga fans. 

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You people are fucking idiots!!! I hope you all burn in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fred Phelps beats his own children and claims to be a man of GOD, even the smallest of children in your group have no idea what they are saying. They're just saying it because it's what their moronic parents teach them.

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Posted by Anonymous on 12/07/2010 at 4:58 PM

Hahaha loser, That's all!

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Posted by Anonymous on 09/30/2010 at 1:14 AM

Rockhurst High School, Jesuit Preparatory School in Kansas City, MO October 1, 2010 2:45 PM - 3:15 PMAll roads lead to the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS)! First stop on the I-70 GodSmack Tour from WBC to DC: Rockhurst High School Jesuit Preparatory School, where they "offer students an experience steeped in Jesuit tradition". Translated, they teach for doctrines the traditions of men rather than the commandments of God. (Mr 7:8 - For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do.) An intregal part of the experience they offer is paying the priests to rape the children! What would you expect from the Great Catholic Whore of Revelation 17? We read daily about Catholic priests raping children all over the globe. This world hates your stinkin' guts, and are going to eat your flesh! (Rev. 17:15-16 - And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues. And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.) The Catholic schools ought to have zero enrollment and the parking lots of the Catholic churches ought to be empty behind this shame! Not so with you idolatrous brutes!! This Catholic Whore has persecuted the saints of God from its inception, and God is now advenging His people on her! (Re 19:2 - For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.) Another wonderful sign that Christ is Soon Returning! The Time Is Short! If there be any that have ears to hear, come out from this Whore today and OBEY! Hallelujah and Amen!!

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Posted by check it out on 09/29/2010 at 8:22 AM

the westboro baptist church has the right to pickett this is a free country and meagan phelps is a better singer than lady ga ga they sing better stuff then the rest do I hope the westboro baptist church picketts your the pitch weekly

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Posted by the suppporter on 06/11/2010 at 4:26 PM

this isn't a parody...this church is actually that ignorant and judgmental...god does not hate...a**holes

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Posted by Anonymous on 01/20/2010 at 9:34 AM

You people have a seriously disturbed view of God. He doesn't hate any of his children. True Christians believe in their forgiving God. For you to humiliate someone in the way you have is against God in itself. This group is a disgrace and a shame on the face of Christianity and should be disbanned and taught how to treat others in a Christ-like manner.

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Posted by Anonymous on 01/11/2010 at 5:54 PM

Mary, do you wear synthetic fibers? Because in God's eyes all sins are equal and wearing synthetic fibers is definitely a sin. Do you also eat shellfish? Does your husband shave his beard?
If all of these evangelical Christians would actually read the Bible, they would realize that their sins are just as bad as the ones they love to hate.
Do you really think your God put you here to hate?

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Posted by Carrie on 01/11/2010 at 12:34 PM

Fred is right. God hates fags (Romans 1:25-28):

25They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator�who is forever praised. Amen.

26Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones.

27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.

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Posted by Mary on 01/09/2010 at 10:48 PM

Marconi: Your basis for not believing in God is no less crazy than the idea of believing in God.

Is there a rational basis to believe in Science? Scientific theories that have been regarded as absolute fact are disproved on a nearly daily basis. Just look at the history of the idea of atoms.

It is impossible for us to know whether or not there is a God and whether or not God is passing judgement on a particular person or group of people.

Thank God we live in a free country where you are allowed to pass judgement about some else's personal beliefs while elevating your own. You and WBC are the only crazies here, since you're both spewing ignorance.

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Posted by Kenny on 01/06/2010 at 9:36 PM

Andrea says:
This is crazy. Why do people think they are God's ambassadors to judge people?
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You seem to think that there is a God. That is no less crazier than someone else telling us what God wants him or her to say.

That is, the idea that there is a God who you say wants us to behave one way is no different than someone else saying that God wants to behave a different way.

Both of you are crazy, since there is no rational basis to believe in God.

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Posted by Marconi Darwin on 01/06/2010 at 6:30 PM

This is crazy. Why do people think they are God's ambassadors to judge people?

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Posted by Andrea on 01/06/2010 at 2:17 PM

Doesn't God hate incest as well? Look at that woman's forehead. That's recessive genes being reinforced.

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Posted by CTSadler on 01/06/2010 at 10:04 AM

First: God no hates,

second: The unique that does GaGa is to use its fame to transmit that there is equality between people.

YOu IGNORANTS
OPEN YOUR MINDS

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Posted by GAGAGOD! on 01/06/2010 at 9:41 AM

That was very horrible. I wasted my life listening to that. Throwing the word god randomly in there doesn't make the lyrics clever. And this church does not have the authority to state who God hates.

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Posted by Coweatz on 01/06/2010 at 9:08 AM

Too funny! Here is another good site with religious parodies:

www.TheVelvetJesus.com

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Posted by Winston on 01/06/2010 at 7:33 AM

I haz a sad. My Google Alert "Fred Phelps found dead in a bathtub filled with his own blood." hasn't gone off yet.

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Posted by El Pinche on 01/05/2010 at 6:42 PM
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