Despite the fact that I hoped and hoped, there is no song on Sex Wing Starfighter's Same Old Hope entitled "Rebel Scum" and set to the tune of Descendents' "Suburban Home."
I wanna be a Jedi Knight
I wanna be like Quigon
I wanna fight with clones
I want to be Rebel Scum
What could've been, huh? Still pretty catchy pop-punk about Star Wars, though.
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