The winner was the always-lovely John Bersuch (of Bacon Shoe, et al) with his "Wimpybara the Cap" remix.
I don't know if you knew about this or not, but Nathan at The Record Machine was holding a remix contest for a Capybara song called "The Wimp". These guys are local, and they are amazing. I decided to give it a shot. AND MINE WON!!! wholy carp.
You can download that sucker below.