Guess what I forgot I had in my desk? Why, it's two tickets to the sold out Flogging Molly and the Architects on Sunday night! Rad.
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Ray, what's your email?
Email me so I can hit you up if you win! Elke.Mermis@Pitch.com.
All hail utilikilts!
I want the tickets so I can wear my Utilikilt and shake it lake a crackwhore withdrawing from alcohol once the delerium tremens sets in...
My buddy Rice and I did the 5k St. Patty's Day run in Seattle we were wearing our utilikilts and of course nothing underneath...they are great, you can fit a full six pack of beer in your kilt.
Anyways, our kilts were both well stocked with flasks of whiskey and a 5K is a really easy run, so after getting hammered the night before we just kept with it. Our goal was to stay up towards the front and kind of make a mockery of the people who were acting like this was a hard race.
We started about half way in the crowd...not exactly early birds. We made a vow to try and pass everyone and for each person we passed we had to take a large slug of whiskey while we passed them.
Now we only had six flask each and by the end of the race we were both out and very hammered. We must have passed hundreds of people. Rice even threw up once during the run, what a sport! Of the thousands of people in the race, we finished #25 and #26...Proud and smashed! Yee-haw! Here's to Utilikilts, cheap whiskey, and easy 5Ks.
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