"Where We Pee" is a weekly excursion into a local music venue's excretory facilities, with a premium on the witticisms scrawled onto the walls.
The poetry attached to the big-ass marker tag in the Jackpot men's room (above the right-hand urinal, just to the right of the flush mechanism) informs the reader that Ratt:
"is a foxxin a boxx
wearing soxx
who smokes rox
while eating bagels
with lox"
Or, alternately, Ratt:
"is a fagin a bag
with rags
on his
fags."
Points deducted for homophobic slurs and repetition. Rhyming words with themselves is the sole province of bad songwriters and Emily Dickinson.
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