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Wait, wait! Do you have a lonely sister aged 22-35? Nice - well, this is just a guess, but might she be interested in free tickets to the show? Do you have any divorced aunts? Gay cousins? Just because you're not into hot hunks like Brian Littrell -- God dammit can he wear the heck out of a scarf -- doesn't mean the rest of your family is cold and dead to the world like you are! Why don't you think about somebody else for once in your damn life?
Ahem. We have some tickets to give away. Here's how to get your soft hands on them:
Send an email to me, email@example.com. The email should contain:
1. The name of your favorite member of the group.
2. Why he is your favorite member.
*Note: although Kevin is no longer a member of the group, I will accept and consider all submissions naming him without bias.
All responses must be in by the end of the day next Thursday, June 10. The winning response will either be the funniest or the most sincere.
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