Friday, June 11, 2010

Top worst Westboro Baptist Church music videos

Posted by Elke Mermis on Fri, Jun 11, 2010 at 11:10 AM

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You already know that Fred Phelps and his tribe of rabid evangelicals in the Westboro Baptist Church are parodying pop songs. (Hey, we even got linked on Gawker and HuffPo for our post about Megan Phelps-Roper's embarrassingly awful "Poker Face" parody in January.) But the Phelps crew doesn't only do embarrassing karaoke for most of their radio hits. They do videos, too -- and we're not just objecting to them because of the venomous hatred in their lyrics.

For your cringing convenience, we've compiled some of the worst WBC music videos.

Of course, there's the accompanying video for Megan Phelps-Roper's classic Lady Gaga parody, which, as our writer Peter Rugg says, "is maybe a step above mall-kiosk quality." 



There's also Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'," because there's a good chance that God does hate it when Phelps-Roper raps.

And David Bowie's "Fame," because it looks like it's animated with Microsoft clip art.

 

Matisyahu's "One Day," because that douche in a stocking cap is faking a Jamaican accent, and it's even worse than Matisyahu's fake Jamaican accent.

 

The best of all? Michael Jackson's "Beat It." Because they're doing the "Thriller" dance to the wrong song.
 


If that's not enraging enough, check out the WBC's music video archive.

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This Westboro Baptist Church says they hate the Gay-Community.
But, they also hate African Americans, Dr. & Mrs. King, Canada, Sweden, the
Fire Department of N.Y., victims of 911, other Christian churches, the pope,
Judaism, America, our American troops and the list goes on and on. Many of the
groups they despise are specifically named on their hate propaganda, picket
signs and their many websites. They not only hate, but wish death on all whom
they abhor.


This so-called “church” spreads its hate through picketing in
our streets, provoking attacks, with abusive language and flag desecration,
attempting to create a confrontation. This is not about protesting, this is
about a life of hate. They are in it for the money and the press.  They are not a "church." They go
after any thing that can get them in the news. This group will protest anything
to get its face on TV or in the news. This group is lost in the darkness of
hate, and will put there children in danger to shield themselves.


These people protest at the funerals of our troops. Do we have a
real need to protest at any funeral? Is that a real freedom?


The city of Topeka, the state of Kansas and the U.S. at large,
its citizens and their churches, schools and events are all held hostage by
this "hate group."-always at the tax payer's expense.


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Posted by Cam Brunner on 06/17/2011 at 11:37 AM

Tell it like it is....As Curtis Mayfield sang in his song "People Get Ready for the Train to Jordan", Have pity on those whose chances grow thinner, 'Cause there's no hiding place from the Kingdom's throne." And there will be no hiding from the Great White Throne when all the pervos are called to the Lord's Day of Judgement.

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Posted by letsdance on 03/07/2011 at 6:46 AM

Tell it like it is....As Curtis Mayfield sang in his song "People Get Ready for the Train to Jordan", Have pity on those whose chances grow thinner, 'Cause there's no hiding place from the Kingdom's throne." And there will be no hiding from the Great White Throne when all the pervos and sickos and fudgepackers are called before the Great White Throne to the Lord's Day of Judgment.

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Posted by letsdance on 03/07/2011 at 6:46 AM

Thank God for brave people like Westboro Baptist Church who will challenge the perverted and immoral cesspool of beliefs that have become mainstream America. God will bring down this nation for its perversity.

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Posted by letsdance on 03/02/2011 at 9:03 AM

NEEDS MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!! APOCALYPSE IS SERIOUS BIZNESS!!!!

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Posted by nota bene on 12/06/2010 at 2:57 PM

Rockhurst High School, Jesuit Preparatory School in Kansas City, MO October 1, 2010 2:45 PM - 3:15 PMAll roads lead to the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS)! First stop on the I-70 GodSmack Tour from WBC to DC: Rockhurst High School Jesuit Preparatory School, where they "offer students an experience steeped in Jesuit tradition". Translated, they teach for doctrines the traditions of men rather than the commandments of God. (Mr 7:8 - For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do.) An intregal part of the experience they offer is paying the priests to rape the children! What would you expect from the Great Catholic Whore of Revelation 17? We read daily about Catholic priests raping children all over the globe. This world hates your stinkin' guts, and are going to eat your flesh! (Rev. 17:15-16 - And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues. And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.) The Catholic schools ought to have zero enrollment and the parking lots of the Catholic churches ought to be empty behind this shame! Not so with you idolatrous brutes!! This Catholic Whore has persecuted the saints of God from its inception, and God is now advenging His people on her! (Re 19:2 - For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.) Another wonderful sign that Christ is Soon Returning! The Time Is Short! If there be any that have ears to hear, come out from this Whore today and OBEY! Hallelujah and Amen!!

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Posted by kcmo on 09/29/2010 at 8:24 AM

LOL at shirley phelps-roper. you sound like a regular schizophrenic hobo wandering around shouting about god and jesus, maybe worse because you think you should sing while doing it. sometimes ya'll make me want to believe in heaven and hell just so i can picture you finding out you acted like complete hateful idiots your whole lives and aren't getting some big cake at the end of the deal. at least learn to rap, this is all so awful.
and if god hates us and it's too late, please do the public a favor and Shut the F*ck up.

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Posted by Lauren1 on 07/07/2010 at 3:25 PM

peter Rugg.

I do not know magen phelps but she is a better person than you are and I do not like your pitch weekly either

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Posted by up on 06/14/2010 at 7:31 AM

that is right westboro baptist church has the freedom of speech and all you fags out there should just shut up and listen

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Posted by freedomofspeech on 06/12/2010 at 10:43 AM

We have some beautiful Oil songs as well! YAY!

I believe the big green monster is nipping at your butts!

The time is so very short, your destruction is IMMINENT! You should have listened and you should have OBEYED!

Keep your eyes on the Oil, THAT BEAUTIFUL OIL! Oh yes, God promised this filthy nation that the very land was going to vomit you out! The oil is going to help!

Wait till the soon to be finished video comes out on Telephone by Gaga and Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire! You can find them all on the www.godhatesfsg.com page under audio.

Get after it, the time is running out fast!

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Posted by Shirley Phelps-Roper on 06/11/2010 at 7:16 PM

westboro baptist church has the right to freedom of speech they are a cool church

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Posted by the supporter on 06/11/2010 at 4:15 PM

Those that hate usually know more about their subject. Atheists know more about the Bible and religion than a lot of "Christians."

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Posted by Bewlay on 06/11/2010 at 2:31 PM

those keystone kops are the new osmond,s partridge family and the cowsills in one.they tell it like it is and show it like it ain,t.who needs american idol with all it,s flakes. rejoice to the phelps cartel

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Posted by phoenix on 06/11/2010 at 12:02 PM

Aren't these videos an admission at some level that these idiots like popular culture?

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Posted by Duh Man on 06/11/2010 at 12:01 PM

Megan Phelps-Roper is the Weird Al of hate.

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Posted by Peter Rugg on 06/11/2010 at 10:54 AM
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