It's no secret that Tech N9ne has a devoted fanbase. (Just take a look at the Strange Music tats that you can spot around town.) But that doesn't mean we weren't shocked when we netted a staggering 241 comments on our post giving away a couple of Strange Music V.I.P shirts to you on Friday. That's two hundred and forty one people who desperately desire these two T-Shirts. What are we to do?
We've got winners -- and some seriously weird comments -- after the jump.
We asked you to tell us why you're the biggest fan -- and put a premium on comments that are convincing and funny. You hit us up listing lyrics, tattoos, tear-jerkers and horror stories. Here are some highlights.
Of course, we have the obvious reasons:
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Don't believe me? Check out some pictures of me.... ASSHOLES!
UGH? SHUDDER?!?!
Are you fucking serious!? Your saying that like I'm some nasty bitch! You must be into fat, nasty bitches if you think someone who is 5'2" and barely 100 pounds is disgusting. What a dick! I think I'm pretty damn hot... thanks a lot bastards!!
@BBC69- LOL!!!! thats all i could do there for a second. but i would have to agree wit you 100%! And second off thank you and @ Elke Mermis and David Hudnall you time readin all the comments was greatly appreciated :) Trust me. My 3 year old bounced when we read the results. thanks so much guys <3
@Randy Bobandy- Im kinda conflicted, I agree the juggalos do water down the overall intelligence of the Tech N9ne fan base, but then again you wrote, "tec9ne" when the correct spelling IS ON THIS VERY PAGE. So thats a draw.
More importantly, and what I really wanted to say was, I think the winners were well chosen!
Comments section... Where bullshit ain't nothin!
Woulda wanted one o'dem shirts... But, I guess shouldn't a got one... Definitely shoulda went to the girl willin to whine for one... It takes something, if not heart.
I love what you do for your fans! I was at the Seattle show.. Crocodile Lounge. Yeah you air humped my head. Thanks. And I know you'll probably never read this.. but I appreciated everything you did at the concert. And you made that man's year, the one in the wheelchair. And omg I wanted to slap those nasty hoochies who kept pulling on your leg. I kept ripping their hands off of you. But thanks for an amazing night! xoxox
Were Tec9ne's fans always this stupid, or only since he hitched his wagon to the Insane Clown Posse?
Kansas City famous! HOW DOES IT WORK?
Oh, and that's not to slight our faithful music blogger, David Hudnall, who chipped in his two cents on who should win, too.
@ Abe: No way, dude. That's got me, Elke Mermis, music editor, lovingly reading each comment out loud, with beer in hand, written all over it.
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