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The Stagecoach is still there for you, long after everyone else has deserted you.
Technically, Dave's Stagecoach Inn is a Westport bar. But its location -- just east of Broadway on Westport Road -- affords it a comfortable distance from, or, depending on your point of view, easy access to, the shit-show that Westport becomes on most weekend nights. It's a great joint that has recently been evolving in awesome ways, like extending its liquor license to 3 a.m. and building a patio out back. Plus, it has friendly, reliable bartenders like John Yuelkenbeck, and one of the best jukeboxes in town. What's it like urinating in such a place?
Apparently the walls in the women's room are all chalkboards? There were too many people at the bar last Thursday for me to feel comfortable creeping around in there, so I enlisted a trusted female friend to snap a few shots for me.
Your basic Oreo toilet. Appears to be decently clean. Still a hovering situation for most, I would imagine. Now on to the men's!
There is an inherent problem with the design in the men's room at Dave's, illustrated in the photo above. We call this a butt-to-butt -- if you're standing at the urinal, urinating, and another guy is at the toilet, urinating, your asses are either touching each other, or way too close to touching each other, which amounts to the same thing. I know what you're thinking: why not approach it from the side? (You were probably not thinking that.)
Uh-uh. No can do. That dumb washcloth machine is in your way. So what we've got at the Dave's men's is a one-stall situation.
They don't make 'em like this no more.
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