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Where We Pee is a weekly look at the excretory facilities of the music venues and cool-kid hangouts around town.
It is said that the building Kelly's
calls home is the oldest in all of Kansas City. The oldest in the entire city! Nothing to sneeze at!
But times change, of course, oh do they change, and this year Kelly's had a rooftop deck constructed upstairs. It's a good-looking deck, and you know what else? There's new restrooms up there.
First things first, though: the downstairs mens' room. This is a restroom for the hordes. It's kept sanitary, but it's still a pretty grim place to find yourself. When I am in here, I always go for that stupid middle urinal and basically just dare somebody to come pee at the urinal to the left or right of me.
To the deck! Well, that is a sharply painted door and wall -- but what lies inside?
Looks like we've got a private stall -- very nice. No doubt the site of many covert shits for patrons and employees alike.
Plus one urinal. They could have probably gotten away with a single here, so kudos to Kelly's for going the extra mile. And they keep it very clean in here. Very small, but very clean. A classy restroom all in all.
And this has been ... Where We Pee.