That makes the fact that Weezer put the
guy from Lost on the cover not just lame, but cowardly. It's a sad attempt at novelty meant to distract us from their gross business deal. If you're interested in the details, Stereogum's got a solid rundown of the band's waffling statements here.
Well, the line exists, so we might as well have a look at the clothes, right?
Conducting a perverse social experiment by determining how much shit you can heap on your fans before they stop buying your albums? Well, that's awfully cold-blooded; good thing you've got a puffy vest to warm you up after you take a long, hard look in the mirror!
Shrek 4 cash burning a hole in your pocket? Treat your girl to a new top -- the kind that reminds all the other girls that
her man's the one who wrote "Pork and Beans."
Have you abandoned your artistic goals? (And as a result, ended up becoming a very successful, famous musician?) People will start to recognize you out in public. But sometimes you don't want to be recognized,
amirite? And on those days, a hoodie will help you blend in with the regs -- you know, the types of people who buy your
terrible fucking albums.
