First air guitar; now, air sex.
Yes, the 2010 Air Sex World Championship Tour is coming to Crosstown Station on Tuesday, October 12. Tickets are $10.
You think you got what it takes to fuck the air? All you have to do is fire off an e-mail with your stage name, which city you'll be competing in and an mp3 of your get-down-song.
No nudity is allowed and orgasms must be simulated.
Surely, KC can represent better than lil' Cum Dumpling from Austin, who appears to be deep throating a baseball bat.
Here are some other shows that have been recently announced or are currently on sale:
The Heavy: Thursday, November 11, $16.
Portugal. The Man: Wednesday, October 20, $14.
Todd Snider, Julia Peterson: Saturday, October 16, $16.
The Toadies, Gringo Star, Dead Girls: Friday, September 24, $16.
The Elders: Saturday, November 27, 8 p.m., $10, 21+.
The Wood Brothers: Thursday, October 28, 7 p.m., $15, 21+.
Honky, Faster than Hell: Friday, October 8, 10 p.m., $10.
Joe Buck Yourself, the Goddamn Gallows: Thursday, December 2, 9 p.m., $7
The Kelihans, Last Call Girls: Friday, October 1, 10 p.m., $10 advance, $12 doors.
Jonathan Edwards: Friday, October 29, 8 p.m., $20.
Chris Knight: Saturday, October 9, 9 p.m., $18.
Jimmy LaFave: Thursday, October 7, 8 p.m., $15.
Chris Botti: Friday, February 18, 2011, 8 p.m., $49.50.
Tim & Eric Awesome Tour: Monday, November 15, 8 p.m., $25.
Matt Hires, Camera Can't Lie, Julia Peterson & the Good Deed: Wednesday, September 29, 10 p.m., $10, 18+.
Turbo Fruits, Those Darlins, the Grisly Hand: Thursday, September 30, 10 p.m., $8, 18+.
These shows are a part of the RecordBar's fifth anniversary concert series:
Field Music, Soft Reeds, Hidden Pictures, Future Kings: Friday, October 1, 9 p.m., $10, 18+.
Lucy Wainwright Roche, Republic Tigers, Cowboy Indian Bear, Making Movies, Jenny Carr: Saturday, October 2, 8:30 p.m., $10, 21+.
Valient Thorr, Hammerlord, Junius, Howl: Sunday, October 3, 8 p.m., $12, 18+.
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