In case you were wondering, this is real life. Jon Bon Jovi is being appointed to the White House Council on Community Solutions. Apparently, the council will provide advice to the President on the best ways to "mobilize citizens, nonprofits, businesses and government to work more effectively together to solve specific community needs." (As of now, Bon Jovi has commented that "It's My Life" and that he wants the American people to take my hand / we'll make it, I swear. Right.) We have one question: Who's the rockstar do-gooder now, Bono?