. But at the same time, I haven't heard too much from you guys, so let's shoulder the blame. Nawwww, juss playin', juss playin', it's on me, it's on me.
What's up, yo? Been a minute since I rapped at ya here on
Seriously you guys, so much has happened with our boi.
For one, he might be about to single-handedly resuscitate Chris Brown's career. You heard me right, there's a rumored collab in the works with Brown
, who's career has stalled all just because of that one time he BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RIHANNA IN THAT CAR.
What else? Uh, hello -- Justin has a movie coming out next year. Doy. It's a documentary, about Justin! It's called Never Say Never
, and you know that shit is gonna be all up in 3-D, kid! Remember Avatar
? Like that kind of. Here's a sneak peek of the movie
Also, it kind of seems like Justin's dating Selena Gomez
, who is the star of a Disney show or used to be the star of a Disney show or something like that. He said that she's "amazing." But classic Justin, he doesn't kiss and tell, so it's all just rumors for now. He doesn't want his love life in the spotlight. On the one hand, it's frustrating, because we want to know everything about Justin, including how he wields his growing penis! On the other hand -- what a gentleman!
And this has been probably the final installment of ... Bieber Watch.