Perfumers these days can bottle just about any smell you'd want to have spritzed across your body. I thought scent makers went too far when that crazy Vienna guy manufactured phials of vaginal scent (which, according to the website, is not a perfume, but whatever).
Point is, there's a market for just about any kind of smell, but Lady Gaga may be going too far with her supposed brand of blood and semen perfume. (I mean, how did she know what I spritzed myself with before going out on the town? That shit's supposed to be secret.) It certainly fits well with the image of a woman who once performed in a meat dress.
What do you think the perfumes of other bands and artists would smell like? Here's one to get the ball rolling:
Though Animal Collective's crew has found mainstream acceptance, early in their career they were dogged with distain for being pretentious hipster icons. For the AC brand perfume, I'm going to mix two parts rotten hay, one part unwashed hobo, and a sprig of orange -- because that was all I could smell the last time I went to one of their concerts.
What are some other bands whose bottled scents you can nail down? Maybe Eau de the Black Lips, for example? (We're thinking vomit, whiskey and silly string.) Tell us!
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Perfumes are an integral part of a person's whole life.Perfumes are a key to what is exactly going on inside a man, what he/she is feeling and its emotional status. On the other hand it helps in changing the mood of a person.
http://www.thinkperfume.com
Great minds think alike. We've got a pretty long list over in Dallas:
http://blogs.dallasobserver.co...
A few of my favorites...
Fred Durst: a used gym sock filled with pennies
St. Vincent: Kashi and leather driving gloves
Thom Yorke: a damp rain coat and red wine
Really? Who doesn’t want to smell like blood and semen? After all there’s nothing like turning over the next morning and taking a great whiff off blood and semen permeating from your boudoir. I’ll think I’ll buy mine by the bucket load.
Shouldn’t you smell like a media whore too?
http://scallywagandvagabond.co...
What a f ing whore.When will people realize this dumb bitch is laughing at everyone on the way to the bank. Take away all of the bull shit and you have someone that couldn't last a day at the drive thru window at Taco Bell
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