Some of the best dumb games are riddled with hyphens: would-you-rather, never-have-I-ever and F-M-K (that's fuck-marry-kill, for the uninitiated). Making fun of people is always a good way to stave off boredom, so we've concocted a would-you-rather poll about the ugly musicians in this world. Click through, view the musicians we've chosen, try to hide your horror, and choose which musician you'd rather spend the night with having hot, sweaty sexual relations.
We dare you.
We'll start off easy. Here are two of rock's famous ugly dudes.
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Two of the weird gingers of rock.
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Well, you already know that they're both insane.
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Which vaguely creepy, skinny dude would you rather get with?
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Which chubby musician would you rather make sweet, sweet love to?
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This is the 'bad teeth' section.
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Possibly the toughest of them all.
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Shane McGowan's teeth are fixed now though. Apparently, his dental health deteriorated because of tons of vices. According to my dentist at Highland Park, drugs and smoking are very bad for your teeth, most importantly the gums. Unhealthy gums will loosen your teeth's grip, making your chompers fall out!
Wow. Some of these guys are the finest story-tellers and/or creative artists of the last 40 years. Leave it to an idiot music editor to think that looks are the only thing that determines whether someone's attractive. And why is this on the Pitch website anyway? Is the music editor really this desperate for content?
Be better than this, Pitch. We already have one Ink in Kansas City.
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