Some of the best dumb games are riddled with hyphens: would-you-rather, never-have-I-ever and F-M-K (that's fuck-marry-kill, for the uninitiated).
Inspired by Kid Rock's date at the Sprint Center this Friday, we've concocted a would-you-rather poll about the trashy musicians. Click through and choose which musician you'd rather spend the night with, having hot, sweaty sexual relations. After all, trashy can be fun, right?
Trashy musicians, round one.