Sandwich company Quiznos recently launched a new ad campaign featuring four very bizarre characters employing various techniques for devouring the new Chicken Bacon Dipper sandwich -- that's a sandwich, with chicken and bacon (and some sandwich-style veggies), that you dip into a cup of cheese sauce.
There's a yoga instructor who eats it with her feet, the old lady in sparkling velour who drinks the cheese sauce straight up, the accented male gymnast (or is he an ice skater?) who gets his sandwich to do a triple twist into the cheese sauce cup, and finally, a gloriously bearded and mustachioed man who paints a picture with the cheese sauce on the bread of his sandwich -- using his beard. Well, the jig is up, and I spy a local musician behind that perfectly twisted red 'stache!
That's right. That's Minden drummer Ryan Johnson, Quiznos' new soft-spoken Bob Ross-stylin' "Hair Raiser" pitchman. Check out the video below, and see if you'll ever look at Johnson onstage the same way again. Cacaw!
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