"Just like people, pets and pizza parlors, festival stages need names, too," says the Kanrocksas website today, announcing a contest whereby ordinary Joes like me and you -- guys who never dreamed of naming a stage! -- can have a say in naming one of the stages at Kanrocksas. And prizes -- oh, yes, there are prizes.
More info here. I am thinking something like "StaRockGe." Rolls off the tongue.